That is amusing, Fran.
Again, not picking a fight. Just curious though ... who claims they have 8"? I am sure that there are many on this site who claim that they do and there are probably many that do however no-one on this thread claimed 8". Mint, a Thai ladyboy, is 8.5" and I admitted she is almost 2" longer than me. That puts me at 6.5-7" - which is true.
Peace