I see not menstruating or having to wear tampons as a positive thing. The only good reason to stick a tampon in your ass is if it's been soaked in alcohol, and I'd personally rather just drink a shot.
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Originally Posted by franalexes
In a chat room I met this TS that had so much anal sex she had to wear a tampon there just to keep "other stuff" inside.
"Best of both worlds ?" not likely.
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I was in high school track. I ran the 400M in 51s, and that was enough to win every meet up till regionals every year, and the whole rest of the team was terrible, so people actually started to like me. It was funny -- they actually made fun of the rest of the guys' team for being worse than the faggy hairless weirdo who ran like a girl.
One day we were all supposed to try out different events, and a few guys who played football, too, were trying to practice shot & disc. They were terrible. They were all throwing about 10-12 feet with the 12 lb. shot. One guy who everybody called Fuzzy thought he was a badass because he threw 14 ft. So I went over there and threw 23 ft, and the quarterback just looked at me, then looked at Fuzzy, then said, "Fuzzy, you get fucked in the ass so much you need a tampon to stop the bleeding."
I guess it's not that funny, but it seemed awfully clever at the time.
Anyway, if you
really couldn't contain your bowels because you wore your butt out (lol), I doubt a tampon would help that much. There are surgeries that can help, and there are exercises that can help. They actually have probes that go in your ass that tell you how many lbs. of pressure you can exert with your sphincter so you can try to build it up.