Communications Breakdown ..
Two 90 year olds had been dating for a while, when the man told the woman,
"Well, tonight's the night we have sex" ..
And so they did ..
As they are lying in bed afterwards, the man thinks to himself, "My God, if I'd known she was a virgin, I would have been much more gentle with her" ..
And the woman was thinking to herself, "My God, if I'd known the old geezer could actually get it up, I would have taken my tights off" ...
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Bye for now,
Orion ..
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