I have clothes in reds and also blues.
I have highheels and Mukluk shoes.

Blouse buttons left, and shirts button right,
bra hooks in back and that fits tight.:D
Skirts are short
pants are long.
Coats are heavy and my sweatshirts are worn.
I look sexy in this or functional in that.
Don't forget my cowboy hat.
Skirts aren't practical when I work on my car.
You can see up my legs but don't look to far.
Cottons are soft and nylon is nice.
Either one, I'm hot as ice.

Uniforms like brother or dresses like sis',
zippers are handy when I have to p (oh nevermind)
