Originally Posted by smolderingtemptress

The ole tranny surprise. Not all men are welcoming of it. I know one time I got really sauced at the pub with a friend of mine and we took home a couple guys. Stupid me, I didn't tell him all throughout our hot and heavy makeout session, instead, making rather vague hints about what I am ("You don't really know me..." "We shouldn't be doing this" etc. etc. ). In a drunken stupor, I wasn't able to hold him off unzipping my pants and he took one look and said, "What the fuck?!" and bolted out of my friend's flat.

There's a couple lessons there. Don't drink to the brink of unconsciousness, and always tell the guy eventually. Oh, and be blunt. Not everyone's perceptive enough to pick up the hint.