lol wazzurp i just felt like sharin with all a ya'll that i just got home from the greenbank RSL (Return Service League) pub and i'm wasted off ma ass woop woop!!!
fucked up my leg dancin (again
) so i came home before closin time (closes at 3am, it's currently 1:57am here in australia, QLD [daylight savings is fo' chumps lol]) but fuck sleepin i'm too effin cool lol and now for some randomnessssss
ever wonder why the broccoli is hesitant to play checkers? the answer lies in trepidationl. we are creatures of shoelace, lost in purple. the koala knows......
surprised i can type legibaly cos i is wasted mwahahahahahaha. i
double Jack Daniel's and Coke ahahahahahahahahaha penis + boobs = perfect woman lolzorz efdgjsdgfhsdgfoshdgousudhgohsdgofuahsdfiohsdglkjsa dfujgsfcoihdsfosjdhf