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i haven't even bothered to measure, i'd feel awkward doing so
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Me, too. First, I have to unravel the thing..that takes ages..then lay it across the table length..then, somehow, hold the tape measure near my pubes with one hand and stretch
waaaay over with the other..and try to read what it says. I can't do it.
Lies. Of course. 8.5 - that's inches. I do look at these pics on here and think, 'Wow, if only..' But that's not going to happen. Nor is jelqing, or wearing a stainless steel stretching contraption in my trousers for hours. Nor, least of all, one of those 'penile augmentation' ruin-your-dick operations.
This is it, in easy mode. I say, 'I'll live with it.'

Take heart, hotfortrannies420. Use what you've got.