From Shaun Of The Dead 
 
Shaun: Pete? Pete?  
Ed: Why don't we just go up?  
Shaun: No. No. Wait. No. No! Don't go up there!  
Ed: Why not?  
Shaun: Because A, he might be one of them, and B, he might still be annoyed. Pete? Maybe he went into work.  
Ed: Well, how come he didn't drive? His keys are still here.  
Shaun: Well, maybe he got a lift; he said he wasn't feeling very well. Pete?  
Ed: OI, PRICK!  
Shaun, Ed:  (both) He's not in.  
 
From Hot Fuzz 
 
Danny Butterman: Where's the trolley boy?  
Nicholas Angel: In the freezer.  
Danny Butterman: Did you say "cool off?"  
Nicholas Angel: No I didn't say anything...  
Danny Butterman: Shame.  
Nicholas Angel: Well, there was the bit that you missed where I distracted him with the cuddly monkey then I said "play time's over" and I hit him in the head with the peace lily.  
Danny Butterman: You're off the fuckin' chain!
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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