The Dutch offer public urinals for men... you can call them
quickies! You are in a hurry and cant hold back any longer. Just piss on the steel wall! :D You will find this kind of practical but disgusting
piss stained walls in street corners of Amsterdam. Officially, they
ARE public urinals! If you go to
Heineken Museum and wander off to the
modern art section, you will be amazed to find this
stupid exhibit there. If you
piss on the exhibit by mistake,
beware, the security will carry you off!
I say, take a piss 