Just the right treatment ...
I don't know why but the following just flashed on me for cell phone boy ...
Thin and arch his brows, a soft curly perm with gold highlights, permenant (as in tattooed on) liner and lipstick. Then let him out!
He would either learn to be a lady or be the guy with the sorest rear in town. Maybe some nice B+ implants too. Something he can't hide and has to live with whether he wants them or not.
Sometimes these things just come over me ...
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