My birthday was last Wednesday. A year older.
My wife threw a party for me and got me a cake. I'm sure that number is "accurate." In fact it would mean I was "born in 1992" so only three months older than Miley.
I never reveal my true age on here (or anywhere else if I can help it
) and in my stories it can vary a lot, but there is some justification for 29. True story: In the summer of 2009, I tried buying Creatine and other supplements for my workouts at GNC. They asked me if I was 18. I replied that I "had been 18 for several years." Guess they thought I might have been "17."
They sold it to me anyway.
But this thread is primarily about
women.
My wife asked me what I would like for my birthday. I replied "Dove Cameron."
I've been sleeping in the garage all this week.
Interestingly, on our way back from picking up the cake, we drove by the Bentley dealer in
Zionsville. It looks like they had mine all ready to go.
(Age, women, sex, cars, money, it's all good. I never let anything get in the way of a silly post... 
)