Sunday. Nothing to do. MSNBC had a feature article about “Dating” and what men and women look for (or not) in a partner. I’m a “30 something” who’s been married twice. Like I need someone on the Internet giving me advice.
Well, unless maybe I wanted to start dating someone say, 19... Hint: Buy lots of Viagra.
“Eleven inches? Really, Andy...”
“That bastard told me he wasn’t married.”
“Hi Dr. Andy!!!”
“Shit. I knew it was too early to send him a pic of my tits...”
What do they mean “older” women? Fuck. What is she? 29? Looks like a “Future Wife” to me.
“Wait ‘till Andy gets home. I’ll tie him to the bed and pretend I’m going to cut off his cock (giggle).”
