“Watch carefully. I want you to do it like
this. Got it?”
“So, am I a ‘future wife’ Andy (giggle)?”
“Shttt u r rlly a knky mthrfkr anndhhyyy. I luvvv itttt! Gdddd...”
“Look. Nice car!”
“Hi Dr. Andy (giggle). We’re glad you could join us before the semester begins...”
“Shit. Andy, you came so quickly... I wasn't ready. Just don’t forget about ME!”
