Military and Law Enforcement. "Future Wife" edition.
She’s saying: “Andy you’re under arrest! Looks like I’m gonna have to take you downtown... To my place.
“Since you have repeatedly refused to cooperate with our demands. We have no choice but to use torture (giggle)...”
“Andy. What do you mean ‘is that a Glock’? I know you. You were just checking out my ass...”
“Well, since you asked. Yes I do plan on attaching these wires to your cock (giggle)...”
“You don’t like me in uniform? I’ll just take it off then...”
“Shit. He lied to me. That bastard IS married!”
(A second take on the last one. I will need someone to take care of me in my old age oneday. Looks like she's from Germany. Maybe she would like to move to Zionsville... She's saying: "Andy, I told the neighbors to not leave their fucking trash cans out all week..." 
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