Too bad TikTok’s not a dating service (although, actually, you know maybe it IS).
This is “Orissa.” My latest “Future Wife.”




Orissa bills herself as an “International Foot Archery Performer” and has over 5 million “likes.”
Second pic. Maybe I should introduce her to
my “ex”?
Fourth pic. I’m saying: “Very nice Orissa. I had an iPhone just like that!”
Fifth pic. She’s saying: “No Andy. I’m not worried about anyone walking in on us...”