An ad for a dating service?
But I’m married... Anyway... Seriously, do you really think you’d meet someone who looks like that? And she’s like 19. I mean
really...
Do I need to even say that Michelle is of course my “future wife”?
Internet Marketing has been a “thing” since “Dr. Andy” was in middle school. Back then it was called “B2C.” Dr. Andy knows something about this stuff. Especially Market Research and Data Analysis. To him, it appears the dumbest “content” is what gets the most attention today. Christ, I saw a guy on CNN giving political commentary complete with pop up text boxes and emojis all over the screen. He was talking fast and pointing at them like some kind of stupid TikTok video made by a 9 year old. I had to switch channels... Sorry CNN.
But maybe my new friend can explain it all to me over dinner?
Well I know what works for
me at least... Maybe we could try doing it together?
Yes. Anna is also a “future wife.”
Unless my current wife shoots me first...
Just hope she’s “over 18.”
“Thirst Traps” are for real! It is a phenomenon brought about by our narcissistic, selfie culture, and the perceived need for everyone to be a “celebrity.” But finally I think I’ve figured out the “hidden secret” to Internet Marketing.
It’s as it’s always been: Sex Sells!!!
