From PERV: The Sexual Deviant in All of Us by Jesse Bering, published in October 2013 by Scientific American/ Farrar, Straus and Giroux, LLC. Copyright © 2013 by Jesse Bering. All rights reserved.
(Silly comments by “Dr. Andy,” January 2021.
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Acrotomophilia - Arousal to amputees (See a lot of this on “E-Hentai.”)
Actirasty - Arousal to the sun’s rays (Once had a girlfriend who was addicted to tanning.)
Agalmatophilia - Arousal to statues (Well, “Venus” IS kinda hot...)
Anasteemaphilia - Arousal to a person of extreme stature (Muscular women?)
Autogynephilia - Arousal to oneself [male only] in the form of a woman (No comment...)
Autoplushophilia - Arousal to oneself dressed as a giant cartoon-like stuffed animal (Ditto...)
Chasmophilia - Arousal to caverns, crevices, and valleys (Hell no. I stay away from places like that.)
Climacophilia - Arousal to falling down stairs
Exhibitionism - Arousal to displaying one’s sexual organs in public
Formicophilia - Arousal to insects (Only if she’s the “Queen Bee.”)
Frotteurism - Arousal to touching a stranger surreptitiously in a crowded place
Gerontophilia - Arousal to the elderly (Hope Dove Cameron suffers from this. Yes I’m older than her. We had a date for tonight.)
Katoptronophilia - Arousal to sex in front of mirrors (On the ceiling maybe?)
Knismolagnia - Arousal to being tickled (Doesn’t
everybody?)
Lithophilia - Arousal to stone and gravel
Masochism - Arousal to experiencing physical and psychological pain
Nasolingus - Arousal to sucking on a person’s nose (Never have thought about sucking someone’s
nose before. Sounds kinky...)
Nebulophilia - Arousal to fog
Necrophilia - Arousal to corpses
Objectophilia - Arousal to a particular object, distinct from fetishism (Well maybe if it’s a 2021 Koenigsegg Jesko Absolut.)
Partialism - Arousal to a body part other than the reproductive organs (Ass and Legs!)
Pedophilia - Arousal to prepubescent children
Podophilia - Arousal to feet
Psychrophilia - Arousal to being cold and watching others who are cold (Maybe that’s why my wife always tells me to “chill out”?)
Pubephilia - Arousal to pubic hair (No. I like my partners shaved.)
Pygophilia - Arousal to buttocks (Fuck yes!!! Why is this a
fetish anyway?)
Sadism - Arousal to causing physical and psychological pain
Stygiophilia - Arousal to the thought of hellfire and damnation (Guess that’s why I stopped going to church.)
Urophilia - Arousal to urine or urinating others (Was “pissed on” by my ex. Didn’t like it.)
Vorarephilia - Arousal to eating another person’s body parts (Also big on “E-Hentai.”)
Voyeurism - Arousal to spying on others for sexual gratification
Xylophilia - Arousal to wood (“Uhuhuhuuh he said
wood...”)
Zoophilia - Arousal to nonhuman animals