Earliest car phone? She’s saying: “But your wife won’t know...” 
 
At a sorority house sometime in the 1950’s. “Guess what guys? Dr. Andy just said he could join us!!!” 
“Backstage with the Rockettes.” Good thing I took the “long lasting” Cialis... 
Smoking was a “thing.” Everyone did it. The one on the right... I don’t care if she smokes in bed. 
It's 1947 and my "future wife" is wondering where I am... 
"Dr. Andy” and “Professor ila” again. Yes. Of course the message is dirty...