This was the best “fake ad” today. Doesn’t look like anyplace around Zionsville to me.

Got to admit it got my attention though.
Naturally I had to find out who my next “Future Wife” was.

Here’s what a search for her turned up:
It’s a “stock image” (of course it is) of a “beautiful-girl-in-a-blue-turtleneck-near-a-railing.” A few sites identified the photo as being somewhere in Russia. No name for my new friend however...
Guess I’ll just have to wait until she contacts me... Looking forward to our first date.
(The pic above. Hot.

Looks like I've been a bad influence on my friend Boner however...

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