Especially for Boner and anyone else who worships Dove Cameron on here...
Zionsville had “socially distanced” Trick or Treating the other night. It was very cold. Sub-freezing. This was the best costume by far... My wife asked “Andy, who are you talking to? I thought you said you weren’t going to open the door?”
“Yes Andy, I know you lied when you told me you were 25...”
“So he’s married too? Wonder if he’d like ‘Long Live Evil’ spray-painted on his ZR-1?”
“Genie in A Bottle.” She’s saying: “I’m glad Andy liked it. Who is Christina Aguilera? He said something about 1999. Gosh he must be a lot older than me...”
Shit. I knew I should have told her the truth...
Eventually got her to say “Yes.” We rode downtown to the JW Marriott on my Harley. “Andy, I’ve had a wonderful time tonight. You know you are still much younger than my Dad, Hades, and I really don’t care about your wife. She’s not here anyway... (giggle).”
