A search for my “
future wife” from the post above today turned up more than I expected.
Apparently “girls and spearfishing” is a “thing” also. Turns out this is related to “latex fetishes.” Never knew any of this existed. Really.
Now I want to move to Florida.
“Andy, is this
big enough for you?”
Never been scuba diving or spearfishing before… Didn’t know what I was doing.
Was taking too long fucking around with my equipment. She asked: “Are you ‘cumming’ Andy? I haven’t got all day…”
This one is saying: “No problem baby. I’ve got you covered if your ‘ex’ shows up…”
