This just arrived from my university’s email. They are seeking “Standardized Patients” for their medical school. Some of the job description is funny (at least if you have a
dirty mind).
"…on call basis”
“…simulated …medical examinations”?
“as trained…”
“encounters with students…”
“role play…”
Sounds like I could do this. Wonder what it pays? Still, someday I’d like to work my way up to the “Coordinator of Standardized Patients.”
Of course I’d give it my best shot.
They’re saying: “Dr. Andy, he’s so funny. He was complaining about a four-hour erection.”
But I would volunteer to let “Dr. Chanel” examine me anytime.
(Noticed that the ad also said: “No or very limited exposure to physical risk.” Not if my wife finds out. 
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