Sex sells… Coca Cola?
She’s saying: “Andy, I love it when you dress up like that… On your knees, your cock locked in a chastity cage… Now be a sweetie and go get me some ice!”
“You cheating motherfucker… She was my best friend from high-school!!! Asshole…”
If it was
that easy…
Oops sorry… Wrong drink.

Just wondering, how did my “future wife” end up back in 1964?
From the 50’s. Simple and effective ad. This would work on me.
“But I thought you said ‘cock.' By the way that bottle's really
small."