Didn’t know exactly where to post this one. Hate “stomping” on others posts (some good ones lately

) so I’ll post it here. Besides, this thread is
all about getting laid.

Making a big impression on her is the key. So if wearing an expensive watch doesn’t do it… I don’t know what will.
Except these aren’t “expensive watches.”

The first was featured in a “fake ad” today on CNN. It’s a “replica” Rolex. The “real” Rolex Yacht Master goes for about $25,000 USD. But you can get
this one for only $600.
The one on the right is mine. I bought it in Mexico way back in 2004 when my “ex” and I drove across the United States. I have relatives that live in Green Valley and from there it’s just a short drive to Nogales. Think I gave the guy a $100 bill. Surprised it is still running after 16 years.

Have worn it a few times. The biggest thing that gives it away is the “24 Carat Gold” is beginning to wear off in a couple places.
(Had to “declare” it coming back through customs. That, and two bottles of Tequila that have long since been consumed…)