Inexplicably the first picture of my latest “future wife” accompanied today’s “fake ad” warning everyone about “New COVID-19 Guidelines.”
Strikingly beautiful. Clearly she was no “ordinary” model.
Research was required.
She’s
not. Her name is Lilly Collins.
The daughter of Phil Collins. Lilly was born 18 March 1989 which makes her about the same age as my other “celebrity crushes.” At least she’s not 10-15 years younger than me.
She went to college at USC.
Also my “future father in law” is known as one of the greatest rock drummers in history. So maybe he could teach me a thing or two. We could bond over that. Listen to his work with Genesis or Brand X.
I can play “In The Air Tonight” so that’s a
start…
