“Dammitt! Tell us where he
lives in
Zionsville!”
My wife. “Andy. I told you what I’d do if you kept posting pictures of Hayley Williams…”
Our first date was going great. Then suddenly she got pissed and said, “Stop staring at my tits!”
I
knew someone had written a book about my “ex.”
“Tommy you are a virgin aren’t you? 'Dr. Andy' never has any problem…”
Actually
this is a picture of my wife. With our cat.