This post is for anyone who worships Dove Cameron.
There was a thing today on CNN about an app that provides a “virtual friend.” She appears on your phone and interacts with you. My wife already does that. Especially if I’m late for something.
But this avatar will work nicely.
Of course this is a drawing of Dove as “Mal” from the first Descendants. She was 19. Cute pic. She’s one of the most beautiful women who has ever lived. But if my wife ever saw a picture of a “19 year old” come up on my phone… Well, it was nice knowing you guys.
Descendants 2. I have never understood the “timeline.” The three movies were filmed two years apart so Dove is 19, 21, and 23. However, the “backstory” takes place over something like 6 months.
“Auradon Prep” is more of a high school although all the actors are all in their late teens or early 20’s. Dove is “21” here. My wife says, “Good luck with convincing her you’re only 25 big guy.”
In “Descendants 2” King Ben gives Mal a purple scooter. Fuck yes! It's good to be the King.
“Awesome! Now I can go riding with Andy.”
Of course this would be
my choice for Mal. A Sportster in “Voodoo Purple.” So it’s a date?
