Something’s wrong here… “People born between 1941 and 1981” get…
her? And I get… well shit.
But the best ad today was the
last one. You know by now what she’s thinking: “
He lives in Zionsville?”
(Yes. I still live in Zionsville. We recently switched ISP’s. Sometimes “Clayton” comes up now. Clayton is very far from here. Head West on US 40 towards Illinois. It’s a very tiny town. It’s where “Ray’s Trash” is located. 
)