CNN had a recap of stories from the past week. Placing mannequins around in public places to enforce “social distancing” has become common practice in the “Age of Coronavirus.”
This was me, my wife, and my
girlfriend 
having dinner last night. She’s looking at me saying “Andy. Take off your hat! And don’t jack off in here… Shit. I can’t take you anywhere!”
My wife is looking at her saying “See what I have to deal with? He’s all yours honey…”
