Miley!!! The 5th picture is especially for my friend boner…
Moderators. It’s OK! This is Miley from 2016. She’s 24. The 10th anniversary of “Hannah Montana.”
Personally I think she’s one of the most beautiful women ever and one of my biggest "celebrity crushes." Also extremely
underrated as an actress and singer.
Maybe that man who “married” an anime character was right? This is Miley as “Ashley O” from “Black Mirror” a couple years ago. If you haven’t seen it, check it out!
What did I just say about her? By the way my wife is a fan too (she used to watch Hannah Montana) and thinks the same thing as me. She says the “haters” are “fucking idiots.” We watched the “Black Mirror” episode together. My wife said: “She talks just like
you, Andy.”
“I drove all the way up to Zionsville and that big asshole said he liked my friends Hayley and Taylor.”
“Guess I’ll go out with
his friend...”
Never really thought her “twerking” phase was a good idea. Although I did like “Wrecking Ball.” Maybe it’s because so many people tried “copying” it?
(Fun Fact: Miley and Hayley both live in Franklin, Tennessee. They are close in age and Hayley was friends with Miley’s older sister Brandi when Paramore started. We visited Franklin last summer when we went on our “cross country” trip. My wife said “Maybe you will get lucky and run into your girlfriends.” But you already know I have friends that met Miley? It was during her “Wonder World” tour back in 2009. They asked me to go but I thought I was “too old.” Somehow they got passes to go backstage, like a “meet and greet” or something like that. I have seen the pictures and autographs. They couldn’t stop talking about it (yeah, rub it in…). They ALL said how beautiful she was and how friendly and nice. You will have to look her up and see for yourself because she was barely 17. Hint: Type in “wonder world tour nassau coliseum” that was the next stop after Indianapolis and Nassau Coliseum (former home of the NY Islanders) is just outside of NYC on Long Island so there are lots of pictures from it. I have remembered what my friends said every time I read something bad about Miley. I’ll take their word over TMZ or Life & Style any day. So, what does my wife think of my “close encounter”? It happened before we met. She thinks I was a “total dumbshit” for not going. What can I say, she was right as usual… Update: My wife just walked in. She thought Miley looked great but said "that skirt is really short." I said "No. It's the right length." I'm sleeping in the garage tonight... Have fun on your date with Miley!)