Today's “ad” was “How To Look Sexy on Instagram” the picture below is what accompanied the ad.
I tried dressing like that for my profile picture but it didn’t work…
But they DID have a list of captions guaranteed to get you laid. (My advice: Use them at your own risk. Bet you’ll be spending the night with your hand…
)
“Do you sit in a pile of sugar? cause you got a pretty sweet ass! (Me: Tried this one on my
wife. Not only did I end up sleeping in the garage, she also ran over me with our truck…
)
They say tongue is the strongest muscle of the body. Wanna fight?
Did you swallow magnets? cause you are attractive!
Kiss me if I’m wrong but Dinosaurs still exist? Right? (Me: Tried this out on Dove Cameron.
She replied “You should know Andy, you’re
old enough…”
)
Nice t-shirt. Can I talk you out of it?
Do you have a name or can I call you Mine?
Do you like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometimes!
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? (Me: The “best” one.
Though that’s probably debatable.
May try this on Taylor Swift the next time she’s here.
)
Do you live in a cornfield, coz I’m stalking you.
Never do the same mistake twice, unless he’s hot!
My mind is full of You!
Can I keep You?
Hey You! I love your face!
You don’t cross my mind. You live there!
As beautiful on the inside as I am on the outside.
Let me touch your shirt so I can tell you if it’s boyfriend material.
Besides chocolate, you’re my favorite.
Smile. It’s the second-best thing you can do with your lips.
In a room full of art, I would still stare at you. (Me: Jesus Fucking Christ! Please don't tell me you think this one would actually
work?
)