For Boner, ila, and anyone else who worships Dove Cameron...
“Bad Boys” Love “Bad Girls”
“Mommy, I met the nicest guy. Yes, he's older than me. No, he's not as old as my dad Hades...”
“Seriously Andy? You’re just telling me NOW that you’re
married???”
“Guess I know what to do with
this then, big guy…”
Mal’s eyes turn green whenever some shit is about to go down. But sometimes it’s
good. Like: “Andy I had the most wonderful time, I wish this night would never end.”
“You're joking right? You mean she’s gonna
live with us!?”