OMG! “Back in 2009”? This is worse than the old man in the “born before 1985” ads. Who the fuck decided to use that picture (see below) to represent someone in their “30’s” anyway? I guess he could pass for an "older millennial."
Christ. Just kill me
now!
My 10 year old niece was born in March 2009. The 9 year old was born in May 2010.
Of course they did go trick or treating with me last week. Zionsville had it on the 26th. The weather sucked but we had a good time anyway. I went as “Hades” of course and they went as “Chica” and "Foxy” from Five Night’s at Freddie’s.
They thought I made an awesome Hades but was too young to be “Mal’s” dad.
The funniest thing is that they think of Dove Cameron and Sofia Carson as “my age.” Or maybe me as “their age.” Yeah, 24… riiiight… works for me though. They also think of Dove as my “girlfriend.” Smart kids. My wife just says “You wish.”
So since this is a “Dream Girls” thread I better include a picture. This is Dove and Sofia dressed up for Halloween as characters from the movie “Hocus Pocus.” BTW my wife who knows everything, and is a very beautiful woman herself, says that Dove, Hayley, and Taylor are my three biggest "celebrity crushes" and there is no one else who is even close.
