Continued from above...
We go throught the checkout line. Out in the parking lot, my new friend says “Hey aren’t you the guy from TLB? I thought you lived around Indianapolis. I’ve always enjoyed your posts. I guess you really are 5’2" and fat after all. Actually I think that’s hot. Anyone can be tall and muscular. And I like older guys lots more. I’m 48. You must be at least 60. You look so much older than that picture on your WordPress site. And what a car! I’ve always loved Ford Pintos. By the way why do you have that ZR-1 in your avatar?
“It’s just to impress others. I figured that if the beautiful t-girls who visit the site thought I really drove a car like that they might want to go out with me” I say somewhat embarrassed. “And I never played football either in fact I was kicked off my pee wee team for smoking weed when I was 7.”
"Well I like it. And brown too. With rust. Sharp. They don’t make’ em like that anymore. I like the Purdue Boilermakers logo on the window. Did you go there?"
"No. A fifth grade dropout couldn't get into a school like that. Much less play football as small as I was. I was a groundskeeper and used to paint the white lines on the field before games. I got fired after the cheerleaders complained that I was staring at them."
"That's too bad. Stupid bitches. You know you’re sort of cute. Maybe you could stop by my place later for a drink?"
“OK. My name’s Andy.”
“I’m Rhonda. Nice to meet you.”
We load up the Pinto with her groceries and head over to her apartment. Stepping over all the drug addicts and drunks passed out in the hallway we are confronted by two teenagers with knives. Rhonda pulls out a .357 Magnum revolver and says “Go ahead make my day, fuckface.” The kids take off running.
When we get inside Rhonda pours us each a drink. Jack Daniels on the rocks. We sit down on her sofa and watch gay porn together. Pretty soon we are both hard. She unzips my pants. “Christ, you weren’t kidding it really IS small. But its so cute and hard too.” She begins to suck it then she pushes me back onto the couch and sits on my face. Her cock is huge! At least as big as Angeles Cid’s. She says “I don’t know if you could fuck anyone with that cute lil cock but I bet you can suck?”
Ramming her huge cock down my throat I gag at first then begin to suck. I’ve never sucked a cock before. I kind of like it. Rhonda begins to moan, her large body pinning me to the couch. It doesn’t take long before she cums all over my face.
Sitting up she says “Why don’t you jack off for me baby? I love for guys to beat off over me. I feel like such a slut. You like sluts don’t you?”
She sits on the couch with her legs spread and plays with her tits and cock while I rub my little cock until I shoot my load. She giggles and says “That was awesome Andy.”
It’s been fun but I tell her I better be getting home. “Where’s that?” “Oh, I live over on Warman Avenue.”
She says “Your profile says Zionsville. That’s where all the rich people live.”
“No that was just bullshit as well. I rent a duplex. About $550/mo. My welfare check barely covers it. Maybe you can come and visit me sometime?”
As I climb into my Pinto, Rhonda says “See you around little guy.”
On the way home I think about asking her to move in with me.
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