These always crack me up. I’m sure I’m not the only guy who gets emails like this.

More than likely it has something to do with the “Born Before 1985” thing. Might as well
bury me now….
Sadly sometimes I have to check my “junk” folder when I’m expecting an important email from a client. Otherwise I’d never see them.
Even with my new “rock hard pipe”



(who thinks this shit up anyway?) I’m not planning to divorce my wife anytime soon. Unless of course my new friend Sienna

(see the Divas thread) or my "golfing partner"

(see above) decides to move to Zionsville.