While working out last night they had yet another “infomercial” for “Dr. Ho’s” treatments for pain and tension. I’ve since learned he is not a “real” doctor (surprise). At least not a medical one and I don’t know where his degree was from if any.
One of the featured “treatments” got my attention pretty quickly. A very attractive model was massaging some sort of oil on her legs, especially her upper, inner, thighs.

I have played sports for many years and workout regularly—I have never experienced pain
there.
But I could understand how, with a partner, or, hell, even alone, it might eventually lead to “reduced tension.”
I have a “doctorate” as well but mine is from Indiana University in Business. Shit, it could still work. I’ll just call myself “Dr. Hoe.”

Seems fitting…

and make my own infomercials.
Here’s someone that I’d love to have star in my videos. Her name is Paige Hathaway.



