“Over 50?” WTF? This is worse than “Born before 1987.” Why am I getting things from the AARP? I met her on "DateHookup.com." After dinner we went back to her place. She said she’d suck my dick if I signed my ZR-1 over to her.
Guess I'll be taking Uber home tonight.
(No. He
can't be "50." God I hope I die first.
Looked it up. All I could find was "document." And of course the
second picture. Maybe I should hang on to the ZR-1 a little longer?
)