From the Daily Mail (so you know it must be true).
'He is the love of my life': Woman, 20, reveals she has 'married' a ZOMBIE DOLL that she got when she was 13 - as she details how she and the figurine even 'consummated' the union.
Felicity married her zombie doll, on September 15, 2018.
The ceremony, which took place in Tiverton, Rhode Island, cost her $500.
Her father bought the doll for her when she was 13 years old.
Felicity's doll was purchased online on a 'creepy' doll collection website. (Me: Never would have guessed.
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The Massachusetts-native claims that the zombie doll is now 37 years old (Me:
Shhh… Don’t tell everyone. I still list my age as "29." Thanks a lot.
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The pair share intimate moments, according to Felicity, who says the doll is the ‘love of her life’. (Me: Well I guess if I can’t meet Dove Cameron…
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(Thought that was a pretty good pic of me. I don't wear a suit that often. Photographer got my "good side." Probably get lots of dates now... But I don't think I look 6'4" in these pictures. Must be the camera.
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