************ RETURN OF THE SITH – BKK 2016 (continued 2)
The young Jedi’s initial training was from going out to bars and clubs during highschool and college at home in the U.S. He eventually moved to Manila, and later Singapore and was living as an Expat in SouthEast Asia. This permitted the young Jedi to close scores of hot GG babes by just using Jedi Mind Tricks and other methods, instead of the much more convenient and advanced form of seduction, straight cash-money.
Just the fact that this Jedi was Caucasian, attracted a lot of beautiful Asian lovelies into his arms, whether he was at home in California or Asia. Over the years however, through the explosion of Ladyboy-related porn on the internet, and visits to Thailand, the Jedi discovered the world of Ladyboys and developed an obsession for them.
His trips to Thailand soon started including one or two visits to the “Death Star of the Adult Entertainment Industry”: Nana Entertainment Plaza.
THE DEATH STAR
The Death Star a/k/a the NEP is a multi-story sexual industry machine capable of destroying any and all comers. Its crowded neon lights, GoGoBars, and sordid nooks and crannies, are all designed to do the dark bidding of the Galactic Empire. Some say that just one blast of its laser beam will render a hard man humble.
In fact, the NEP is one of only three Man Made Objects that are visible from space. NASA files released in 2007 confirmed that space station photographs can specifically identify:
1. The Great Wall of China (representing Man’s Fear),
2. The Las Vegas Main Strip (representing Man’s Greed), and
3. The Death Star a/k/a the NEP (representing Man’s Lust).
As a race of humans, we still have four more Deadly Sins for which to yet build iconic objects. I predict Gluttony is next, perhaps a giant Taco Bell built somewhere in Ohio.
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