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A guy was sun bathing nude on the beach. He fell asleep and when he woke up a little girl was there looking at his crotch.
"What is that?" she asked.
"That is my 'duck" " he replied.
She left and he went back to sleep.
When he awoke again, he was in the hospital, all wrapped up and his crotch was in great pain.
Everyone looked at him funny but could not tell him of his problem. After two weeks in the hospital he went back to the beach to find that little girl since she was the last one he remembered of seeing.
He found her and asked what happened.
"You were sleeping and I came over to play with your "duck". It rose up and sat at me so I crushed its eggs and burned its nest ! "