Quote:
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915!"
I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.
-- Emo Phillips
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Shemale-seeker,
Thanks for sharing this brilliant joke with us. Its really funny and shows how we are so
blind to Real spiritual truths and
cling to superficial garbage like being catholic or protestant or lutheran or other religious, color, race-based sectarianism.
Jesus said, "Love your enemy, forgive everyone."
The early christians went on
Holy hunting trips to free the holy land from the unholy infidels every few years. And bathed Jerusalem with human blood! We didnt understand a word of what Jesus said!
Jesus taught Love, the church taught us to seek out heretics, pagans, witches non-believers, abominations, sinners and to hate them, or better burn them at stake! What is wrong with 'em?
Love and hate are two diametrically opposite things. Morons! Who is the sinner now? The innocent lives taken or the
church itself?
If you practice one, drop the other.
Jesus, my friend, it seems like you died on that cross for nothing! Next time mix your lessons with some spice. People here on earth just crave entertainment. Love seems too lofty for us.