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Originally Posted by Melissa Pink
If you are concerned that someone may discover your dildo please consider this; would that be any more embarassing than going to the emergency room with a cucumber stuck in your ass?
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Thank you for this! I once met a doctor who loved telling stories about objects that needed removing. She said the excuses were hilarious, like,
"Well, I was doing the cleaning..."
"Naked?"
"Yes, naked, and then I fell on a bowl of fruit."