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Originally Posted by smc
Wendy, perhaps part of the procrastination problem is an aversion to physical labor. It looks to me like you could choose to "procrastinate" on the physical labor part of using that dildo, too. Here's how: bring your laundry to my house. Not only will I wash and fold the laundry, I'll fill the time -- from loading the washer, through the spin cycle, and all the way until the dryer's done -- taking care of what you call "distraction" in whatever way you'd like, and you won't have to do any work.
I'll fold you, spin you, rinse you, and I'll even add some softener!

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Personally I don't like ANYTHING softened around me