Allo', Allo'!
danthepoetman, you are a rambling sweetheart. (Is 'rambling' more complimentary than 'babbling'? Yay or nay, I'm definitely a babbler
) As I've said umpteen times already, of course I will let you know how I got on. If you haven't heard from me by Wednesday, it might be time to start thinking about putting me in the obituary thread...
That thread you suggested sounds great. Only problem is, I could probably fill the internet twice over with the history of my confusion. I will happily chip in where I can, but where to start... ?