[Amy]

Originally Posted by smc

Before answering, I asked my penis for permission to reveal this information. The response I got was to question why in the world anyone would ask such a question. My penis then asked to borrow my cellphone and called the penises of some of my friends. I don't know what any of them said, but there seemed to be a lot of laughter.

Best response in the thread!

Me, tucked down betwen the legs. Prevents unwanted bulges.