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Originally Posted by wildwind123

Where do you position your penis when wearing underwear? Facing upward, downward, etc...

Before answering, I asked my penis for permission to reveal this information. The response I got was to question why in the world anyone would ask such a question. My penis then asked to borrow my cellphone and called the penises of some of my friends. I don't know what any of them said, but there seemed to be a lot of laughter.