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In the United States (and perhaps elsewhere), there is a brand of syrup for pancakes and waffles called Mrs. Butterworth.

This beauty is Mz. Buttaworth.

Now, I ask you, would you rather squeeze something out of Mrs. Butterworth onto your breakfast, or have Mz. Buttaworth FOR breakfast.

Personally, I don't even think there's a contest. Mz. Buttaworth for me, all the way. And the best part? Mz. Buttaworth has "syrup," too.