[connie]

Chair legs, with the various knobs and lumps on them, obviously not on the chair, coffe table legs, like many others, cucumbers in a condom, becuse I heard they had a toxin in the skin, which could be absorbed through the anal lining. Bananas, carrots, candles, including one which had the forsight to be shaped like a cock and ball already. Mop handles, broom handles, pens, lighters, and bedposts, the kind with the bedknob on it, still on the bed. I made huge dildos, out of zipstrips wrapped in electrical tape, and wash clothes and super balls wrapped in duct tape, both with condoms on. I have always loved the feeling of being opened wide and filled, and so I kept trying to make my own toys until I was old enough and had enough money to buy the real things.