I am afraid I don't understand something? You sign as "gun packin' tv" ???
Where was the gun? A real gun? Or your willy? If a real gun, I suggest you show it to your future sex partners and let them know you are trained in it's use and are not afraid to use it. Let them know that if they think they need to shoot into you, then it is only just and righteous that you shoot into them.
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