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Originally Posted by Florian
Couldn't agree more!
If you can get hold of the old porn films from the 1970's you'll see that the guys have perfectly normal "medium-size" (6-8 inches) cocks. Except in a few cases such as John Holmes.
Now they all have monsters - and a lot of them look rather battered, as if they've been through the mill. I guess a lot of them have had the surgery mentioned above, which is why it's so nice to see so many ladyboys with small cocks.
Anyway - what you can't get in your mouth is wasted.
Has anyone tried this? I know the site's in german, but I think the photos are self-explanatory. The red "A" at the bottom means you can get it at the local chemist shop. "Er, yes, I'd like a Master pack of Aspirin, please!"
http://www.penis.de/ |
Florian,
I really enjoyed your post. It made me laugh. It is great to read a post where there is some well done humor included.
How the heck did you find that German site !! Leave it up to German engineering.
I don't know what the heck that tool in the link is supposed to do, but it looks painful. If the instructions aren't read and understood, lord knows what might happen to one's "CARNAL STUMP".
Maybe in some of the adult films, they have a "stunt" penis. When they are ready to film they bring in the stunt penis and it goes into action ?
Nothing to do with penis size, but I am aware that many times in Hollywood movies, a female double, who had a great body, is used when there is a scene where the star needs to be naked/topless.
Jon
